Read This

I'm not going to actually compose anything on my own anymore. I'm just going to regurgitate other people's creativity and find some of my old 10th grade creative writing projects (I really am—I have at least one that is awesome [said in my best singsongy voice]). In the spirit of redirection (sounds so much better than regurgitation, no?), go read this. See if you laugh as hard as I did. Which would be until tears ran down my face and my sides ached. That could be the Pilates, though. The aching sides, not the tears. Well, wait—it could have been either.

I Am ThisClose to Worshiping Stephan Pastis

He has pretty much summed up my life's philosophy with his strip today.




If your local newspaper doesn't run Pearls Before Swine, you should definitely start a letter-writing campaign to get it featured. Genius.

If you know and love Pearls, who is your favorite character? I have a soft spot for Guard Duck. "I'm growing weary of the hamper, Sir."