Songs I Like Better My Way, Vol. II

"O Tannenbaum"
Apologies to Germans everywhere

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
You will burn so delightfully.
On Memorial Day when you're nice and dry,
The inferno will burn brightly.
The conflagration will be swell,
The flames will be like those in hell.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
You will burn so delightfully.